Wednesday, May 31, 2006

 

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Attendees: Tim, Chris, Gigi, Jehan, Franco

Today was lunch with Franco day.

• In preparation for lunch with Franco, Chris drank coffee. I’m not sure if it was cold or hot coffee, but he was on point.

• On the way out Chris noticed that the sign on the Shareholder Services is missing the “L”. Chris wants to remove the “D” so it reads Share ho er. Say it out loud. Maybe you have to be on the stuff that Chris is on to think it’s funny. The rest of us didn’t laugh.

• Jehan has some firm and tone serum stuff in her car. Chris picked it up and though serum read scrotum. Easy mistake. Once again proving that he’s on something, Chris found this extremely amusing.

• Chris on coffee. It should be called his coffee courage. The guy was hanging out the car yelling at people. Sort of like how he is when he’s drunk…….Hmmmmm………

• Proving the coffee courage was in full effect, his new game is pregnant or not pregnant. You look at rather “large” people and make a determination. There is no sure way to figure out, but when you have coffee courage it’s hilarious. We saw this lady in the parking lot that we weren’t sure, and there was mention of not pregnant and comparing her to Sarah. I’m not even going to touch that one. You’re on your own to explain to Sarah what you meant if she reads this.

• In addition to figuring out the sex of the baby, Chris would like a test to determine gay or not gay. I don’t know what he’s going to do with that information, but it’s an interesting idea.

• Franco (the man-whore) has not gained weight as expected by everybody. As a declaration, Franco said that weight loss = great sex life.

• Update: Franco went on a date with a 35 year old, he claimed that he was 25. He needed that to check off one entry on his list of 100 things to do before you die. He said she told him 35 but she looked more like 45. He based this on people he knows. She looked much older than Steph, she looked more like ………..

• When asked if Franco is dating outside of the Asian circle, he proudly stated that he can’t go outside because he doesn’t have much to offer (while pointing down). What a catch.

All in all a very entertaining lunch. There were many more things said which I can not write.

• Research topic of the day: What do you call it when a guy has his enormous spare tire encased inside his pants?
Answer: FUPA or Front Butt
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fupa
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=front+butt

Comments:
First of all, in my defense I said that some lady wasn't wearing a maternity shirt, like Sarah would have. Since Sarah saw that one shirt in the maternity area. Second, since Jehan is only 90% sure she's having a girl, I mentioned it could be 10% gay. Then Gigi asked, "How would you test if it was gay?" and my response was, "how would you test if it wasn't?" So I mentioned, "When I have a kid, I'm going to say it's gay so that if I find out it's not gay I will be so happy!" It's kind of like expecting the worst and hoping for the best.
 
And for all those times that I didn't say stuff... Today, I am taking responsibilities for my actions. Anything you heard, came from my mouth. Go ahead, blame me, i can take it like a man.
 
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