Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Attendees: Tim, Chris, Gigi, Jehan, Franco
Today was lunch with Franco day.
• In preparation for lunch with Franco, Chris drank coffee. I’m not sure if it was cold or hot coffee, but he was on point.
• On the way out Chris noticed that the sign on the Shareholder Services is missing the “L”. Chris wants to remove the “D” so it reads Share ho er. Say it out loud. Maybe you have to be on the stuff that Chris is on to think it’s funny. The rest of us didn’t laugh.
• Jehan has some firm and tone serum stuff in her car. Chris picked it up and though serum read scrotum. Easy mistake. Once again proving that he’s on something, Chris found this extremely amusing.
• Chris on coffee. It should be called his coffee courage. The guy was hanging out the car yelling at people. Sort of like how he is when he’s drunk…….Hmmmmm………
• Proving the coffee courage was in full effect, his new game is pregnant or not pregnant. You look at rather “large” people and make a determination. There is no sure way to figure out, but when you have coffee courage it’s hilarious. We saw this lady in the parking lot that we weren’t sure, and there was mention of not pregnant and comparing her to Sarah. I’m not even going to touch that one. You’re on your own to explain to Sarah what you meant if she reads this.
• In addition to figuring out the sex of the baby, Chris would like a test to determine gay or not gay. I don’t know what he’s going to do with that information, but it’s an interesting idea.
• Franco (the man-whore) has not gained weight as expected by everybody. As a declaration, Franco said that weight loss = great sex life.
• Update: Franco went on a date with a 35 year old, he claimed that he was 25. He needed that to check off one entry on his list of 100 things to do before you die. He said she told him 35 but she looked more like 45. He based this on people he knows. She looked much older than Steph, she looked more like ………..
• When asked if Franco is dating outside of the Asian circle, he proudly stated that he can’t go outside because he doesn’t have much to offer (while pointing down). What a catch.
All in all a very entertaining lunch. There were many more things said which I can not write.
• Research topic of the day: What do you call it when a guy has his enormous spare tire encased inside his pants?
Answer: FUPA or Front Butt
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fupa
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=front+butt
Today was lunch with Franco day.
• In preparation for lunch with Franco, Chris drank coffee. I’m not sure if it was cold or hot coffee, but he was on point.
• On the way out Chris noticed that the sign on the Shareholder Services is missing the “L”. Chris wants to remove the “D” so it reads Share ho er. Say it out loud. Maybe you have to be on the stuff that Chris is on to think it’s funny. The rest of us didn’t laugh.
• Jehan has some firm and tone serum stuff in her car. Chris picked it up and though serum read scrotum. Easy mistake. Once again proving that he’s on something, Chris found this extremely amusing.
• Chris on coffee. It should be called his coffee courage. The guy was hanging out the car yelling at people. Sort of like how he is when he’s drunk…….Hmmmmm………
• Proving the coffee courage was in full effect, his new game is pregnant or not pregnant. You look at rather “large” people and make a determination. There is no sure way to figure out, but when you have coffee courage it’s hilarious. We saw this lady in the parking lot that we weren’t sure, and there was mention of not pregnant and comparing her to Sarah. I’m not even going to touch that one. You’re on your own to explain to Sarah what you meant if she reads this.
• In addition to figuring out the sex of the baby, Chris would like a test to determine gay or not gay. I don’t know what he’s going to do with that information, but it’s an interesting idea.
• Franco (the man-whore) has not gained weight as expected by everybody. As a declaration, Franco said that weight loss = great sex life.
• Update: Franco went on a date with a 35 year old, he claimed that he was 25. He needed that to check off one entry on his list of 100 things to do before you die. He said she told him 35 but she looked more like 45. He based this on people he knows. She looked much older than Steph, she looked more like ………..
• When asked if Franco is dating outside of the Asian circle, he proudly stated that he can’t go outside because he doesn’t have much to offer (while pointing down). What a catch.
All in all a very entertaining lunch. There were many more things said which I can not write.
• Research topic of the day: What do you call it when a guy has his enormous spare tire encased inside his pants?
Answer: FUPA or Front Butt
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fupa
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=front+butt
Monday, May 22, 2006
Monday, May 22, 2006
Attendees: Sharon (left early), Steph, Theresa, Chris, Sarah, Gigi, Greg
Being that it was initially a small lunch group, I wasn’t planning on taking notes for today’s lunch. However Gigi’s words and actions caused me to bring out the notepad and jot a few things down.
• Apparently there is a Filipino that doesn’t know the difference between evaporated milk and condensed milk.
Please go to these links for additional information and history of milk products.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evaporated_milk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condensed_milk
• Theresa went to a sham wedding this weekend. They’ve already been married for a year and this was more of an anniversary celebration. We were trying to find out the circumstances on why they would need to get married in a civil ceremony not tell anybody, and a year later have it again. I could see having the reception so you can share with all your friends and family, but why keep it a secret that they’re already married? I will never find out.
• Two word phrase of the day: Time Backness Definition: a specific point in time where a delay begins. Ex. The wedding ceremony has to start on time because that’s where the time backness begins. Once the ceremony is late, the lateness of everything else follows.
• Unknown word of the day. Trillectual. When one can sing in 3 languages, that makes them trillectual.
Being that it was initially a small lunch group, I wasn’t planning on taking notes for today’s lunch. However Gigi’s words and actions caused me to bring out the notepad and jot a few things down.
• Apparently there is a Filipino that doesn’t know the difference between evaporated milk and condensed milk.
Please go to these links for additional information and history of milk products.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evaporated_milk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condensed_milk
• Theresa went to a sham wedding this weekend. They’ve already been married for a year and this was more of an anniversary celebration. We were trying to find out the circumstances on why they would need to get married in a civil ceremony not tell anybody, and a year later have it again. I could see having the reception so you can share with all your friends and family, but why keep it a secret that they’re already married? I will never find out.
• Two word phrase of the day: Time Backness Definition: a specific point in time where a delay begins. Ex. The wedding ceremony has to start on time because that’s where the time backness begins. Once the ceremony is late, the lateness of everything else follows.
• Unknown word of the day. Trillectual. When one can sing in 3 languages, that makes them trillectual.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Thursday, April 6, 2006
• Jehan had the boo-fay for one for lunch. It was quite impressive to see her have 3 different items for lunch, and she finished all of them.
• Word of the Day: Quo-Tay-Ted
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• Word of the Day: Quo-Tay-Ted
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Attendees: Gigi, Sharon, Chris, Jehan, Sarah, Tim, Greg
• Chris was hopped up on caffeine and no food. It was quite an interesting lunch.
• Once again, Tim ate his entire daily allocation of calories, fat, protein, sodium in a single meal of 2 6-piece McNuggets, 1 Big Mac and a hot fudge sundae. Although no nut sack.
• Tim got poured another shot of weak sauce. Poor guy has a wittle itty bitty cough and had to take a sick day. Okay, maybe that’s not entirely true or even funny, but I didn’t write it down until after we moved on to another topic, so I forgot what was so memorable about it. Although Chris had an interesting cough that sounds like he was calling Tim out.
• Chris pointed out that Helena is on the Jehan work schedule…….Two day work weeks. She’s here for most of the days, at least part of the day.
• Gigi asked why my Japanese nut sack is so small. Gigi, I’m offended, it’s not my fault, it’s all about genetics.
• Jehan is taking a vacation to Hawaii next week. Wait……JEHAN HAS VACATION?!?!?!?!?
• Sarah got a Siamese nugget, and it didn’t count as two nuggest. Score. I guess that answers our question from last week if they ever don’t count the nuggets right, or else maybe they have a template that they have to put the nuggets through.
• Acronym day. CIABFL. Chris Is A Big Fat Liar. I’m not literally calling him fat, but he claims that he threw away the ring that he got for another girl. Right. Did he give it to her anyway? Does he still have it? What do you think he did with it? Please comment.
• Ghost Riding the Flush. Chris had to explain the whole concept of Ghost Riding the Flush. For those of you that don’t understand, Ghost Riding the Flush is when you go #1, then midstream you realize that you have to go #2 too. So when you finish #1 you flush the urinal and while it’s still flushing you make your way back to the stalls to go #2. A question was brought up by someone of the XX gender. “Why don’t you just go in the stalls? Don’t you know when you have to go #2?” Answer: No you don’t know when the urge for #2 is going to hit you. That only happens maybe 10% of the time, and of that, going back to the stalls is not always a viable option. Plus, you can usually hold it in for later.
• School lesson of the day #1. Guys can’t go #1 and #2 simultaneously. Which led us to ………..
• School lesson of the day #2. Tim learned today that women have more than one exit hole. Tim did not know that on women #1 and #2 come out of different ports. He probably was sleeping in his basic biology class on the day they covered women’s parts. The uproar that ensued nearly made Jehan ink. Now that would have put us all over the edge......
• Which leads us to the two word phrases of the day. ONE EXIT?!?!?! or SAME HOLE?!?!?!?
• Parting shot…..does Tim have a girlfriend? He mentioned something as we were leaving that he would never have his girlfriend meet us, or something of that sort. Could it be? No way……..
• Chris was hopped up on caffeine and no food. It was quite an interesting lunch.
• Once again, Tim ate his entire daily allocation of calories, fat, protein, sodium in a single meal of 2 6-piece McNuggets, 1 Big Mac and a hot fudge sundae. Although no nut sack.
• Tim got poured another shot of weak sauce. Poor guy has a wittle itty bitty cough and had to take a sick day. Okay, maybe that’s not entirely true or even funny, but I didn’t write it down until after we moved on to another topic, so I forgot what was so memorable about it. Although Chris had an interesting cough that sounds like he was calling Tim out.
• Chris pointed out that Helena is on the Jehan work schedule…….Two day work weeks. She’s here for most of the days, at least part of the day.
• Gigi asked why my Japanese nut sack is so small. Gigi, I’m offended, it’s not my fault, it’s all about genetics.
• Jehan is taking a vacation to Hawaii next week. Wait……JEHAN HAS VACATION?!?!?!?!?
• Sarah got a Siamese nugget, and it didn’t count as two nuggest. Score. I guess that answers our question from last week if they ever don’t count the nuggets right, or else maybe they have a template that they have to put the nuggets through.
• Acronym day. CIABFL. Chris Is A Big Fat Liar. I’m not literally calling him fat, but he claims that he threw away the ring that he got for another girl. Right. Did he give it to her anyway? Does he still have it? What do you think he did with it? Please comment.
• Ghost Riding the Flush. Chris had to explain the whole concept of Ghost Riding the Flush. For those of you that don’t understand, Ghost Riding the Flush is when you go #1, then midstream you realize that you have to go #2 too. So when you finish #1 you flush the urinal and while it’s still flushing you make your way back to the stalls to go #2. A question was brought up by someone of the XX gender. “Why don’t you just go in the stalls? Don’t you know when you have to go #2?” Answer: No you don’t know when the urge for #2 is going to hit you. That only happens maybe 10% of the time, and of that, going back to the stalls is not always a viable option. Plus, you can usually hold it in for later.
• School lesson of the day #1. Guys can’t go #1 and #2 simultaneously. Which led us to ………..
• School lesson of the day #2. Tim learned today that women have more than one exit hole. Tim did not know that on women #1 and #2 come out of different ports. He probably was sleeping in his basic biology class on the day they covered women’s parts. The uproar that ensued nearly made Jehan ink. Now that would have put us all over the edge......
• Which leads us to the two word phrases of the day. ONE EXIT?!?!?! or SAME HOLE?!?!?!?
• Parting shot…..does Tim have a girlfriend? He mentioned something as we were leaving that he would never have his girlfriend meet us, or something of that sort. Could it be? No way……..
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Tuesday, May 9, 2006
Attendees: Sharon, Chris, Tim, Gigi, Jehan, Greg
• Idea of the day: Breakfast scented candles. They already make bacon scented candles, so why not pancake, or waffle scented candles? Or freshly baked bread candle? How about egg candles?.......okay, maybe we went too far with that one. You could light them all up at once and it would smell like a Denny’s Grand Slam.
• In an effort to cut down on his unhealthy eating, Tim opted to go with 1 big mac and two 6 piece nuggets. How cute, Chris and Tim got the same lunch.
• When a store offers 10 for $10, try and throw off the checkers by asking them how much would it if you got only six. Please report back with the astonished or stupefied expression that you get.
• Rankings of frozen pizza: There was much discussion on frozen pizza and quality. Please make your own ranking in the comments section and maybe sometime in the future we will have a taste-off.
DiGiorno
Red Baron
Freschetta
Jeno’s
Tombstone
There was also a side discussion that French bread frozen pizzas should be in their own category.
• While on the topic of pizza, did you know that most places charge for delivery?
Delivery Fee
Roundtable $1.50
Papa Johns $1
Dominos $2
Pizza Hut $1.27 – this is according to Tim. He may have gotten confused with the tax. .
• And now for the daily “Hey, lets overanalyze how Sharon eats” segment. I have never seen someone slice a mango longitudinally then twist the halves like an avocado. Now I can’t say that anymore.
• Zoolander. It’s a movie that gets better every time you watch it. Once again, Tim spoke up and graced us with his words of wisdom. Apparently one of his “friends” participated in a talent show and his “trick” was to do the thing where he pulls off his underpants. OOOOOKAYYYYY……..
• Jehan is also a carrot non-peeler. Although her motivation is different than Sharon’s. Jehan’s a bad peeler and her peeler is bad. Think about that for a minute.
• School is in session. According to Gigi there should be only 5 areas of the United States. West coast, midwest, east coast, the south and Florida.
•The US according to Gigi
Anything east of Vegas is considered Midwest. Anything from Lousiana to Georgia and north to Kentucky is south. Florida is florida, and if the state touches the Atlantic Ocean is east coast.
• Research topic: What is the area that includes Ohio, Pennsylvania called? According to Gigi, it would be called Midwest, but what is it called in real life?
• Idea of the day: Breakfast scented candles. They already make bacon scented candles, so why not pancake, or waffle scented candles? Or freshly baked bread candle? How about egg candles?.......okay, maybe we went too far with that one. You could light them all up at once and it would smell like a Denny’s Grand Slam.
• In an effort to cut down on his unhealthy eating, Tim opted to go with 1 big mac and two 6 piece nuggets. How cute, Chris and Tim got the same lunch.
• When a store offers 10 for $10, try and throw off the checkers by asking them how much would it if you got only six. Please report back with the astonished or stupefied expression that you get.
• Rankings of frozen pizza: There was much discussion on frozen pizza and quality. Please make your own ranking in the comments section and maybe sometime in the future we will have a taste-off.
DiGiorno
Red Baron
Freschetta
Jeno’s
Tombstone
There was also a side discussion that French bread frozen pizzas should be in their own category.
• While on the topic of pizza, did you know that most places charge for delivery?
Delivery Fee
Roundtable $1.50
Papa Johns $1
Dominos $2
Pizza Hut $1.27 – this is according to Tim. He may have gotten confused with the tax. .
• And now for the daily “Hey, lets overanalyze how Sharon eats” segment. I have never seen someone slice a mango longitudinally then twist the halves like an avocado. Now I can’t say that anymore.
• Zoolander. It’s a movie that gets better every time you watch it. Once again, Tim spoke up and graced us with his words of wisdom. Apparently one of his “friends” participated in a talent show and his “trick” was to do the thing where he pulls off his underpants. OOOOOKAYYYYY……..
• Jehan is also a carrot non-peeler. Although her motivation is different than Sharon’s. Jehan’s a bad peeler and her peeler is bad. Think about that for a minute.
• School is in session. According to Gigi there should be only 5 areas of the United States. West coast, midwest, east coast, the south and Florida.
•The US according to Gigi
Anything east of Vegas is considered Midwest. Anything from Lousiana to Georgia and north to Kentucky is south. Florida is florida, and if the state touches the Atlantic Ocean is east coast.
• Research topic: What is the area that includes Ohio, Pennsylvania called? According to Gigi, it would be called Midwest, but what is it called in real life?
Monday, May 01, 2006
Monday, May 1, 2006
Happy Immigrant Celebration Day!!!!!
Today all the immigrants and important people in our department are out. Coincidence, I think not.
Today is the day of equations.
Immigrants = Important people
Hamburgers = Happy Tim
Lane Bryant does not equal Lerner NY (this one is very important)
School lesson: Oxymoron.
An oxymoron (plural "oxymora" or "oxymorons") (noun) is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms (e.g. "deafening silence"). Oxymoron is a Greek term derived from oxy ("sharp") and moros ("dull"). Oxymora are a proper subset of the expressions called contradiction in terms. What distinguishes oxymora from other paradoxes and contradictions is that they are used intentionally, for rhetorical effect, and the contradiction is only apparent, as the combination of terms provides a novel expression of some concept.
Examples:
Jumbo shrimp
Original copy
Live recording
Lane Bryant small
News Flash! Michelle said something suggestive again. What a surprise. She said that sometimes she goes under the table at restaurants. Hmm….I wonder why? I’m so lucky that I sat directly across from her.
Today’s indoor BBQ was quite successful. Good idea stapling the plastic bags over the sprinklers AND using the paper towels as a pre-filter. Thank you everybody for bringing in the side dishes. We have decided that we will do this every time they leave us peons alone. Please remember to bring your swim gear as we will be having a pool party between cubicles 646B and 648B. As always, clothing is optional.
We will be having a banana split potluck tomorrow. Please sign up for something.
Today all the immigrants and important people in our department are out. Coincidence, I think not.
Today is the day of equations.
Immigrants = Important people
Hamburgers = Happy Tim
Lane Bryant does not equal Lerner NY (this one is very important)
School lesson: Oxymoron.
An oxymoron (plural "oxymora" or "oxymorons") (noun) is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms (e.g. "deafening silence"). Oxymoron is a Greek term derived from oxy ("sharp") and moros ("dull"). Oxymora are a proper subset of the expressions called contradiction in terms. What distinguishes oxymora from other paradoxes and contradictions is that they are used intentionally, for rhetorical effect, and the contradiction is only apparent, as the combination of terms provides a novel expression of some concept.
Examples:
Jumbo shrimp
Original copy
Live recording
Lane Bryant small
News Flash! Michelle said something suggestive again. What a surprise. She said that sometimes she goes under the table at restaurants. Hmm….I wonder why? I’m so lucky that I sat directly across from her.
Today’s indoor BBQ was quite successful. Good idea stapling the plastic bags over the sprinklers AND using the paper towels as a pre-filter. Thank you everybody for bringing in the side dishes. We have decided that we will do this every time they leave us peons alone. Please remember to bring your swim gear as we will be having a pool party between cubicles 646B and 648B. As always, clothing is optional.
We will be having a banana split potluck tomorrow. Please sign up for something.
