Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Attendees: Gigi, Sharon, Chris, Jehan, Sarah, Tim, Greg
• Chris was hopped up on caffeine and no food. It was quite an interesting lunch.
• Once again, Tim ate his entire daily allocation of calories, fat, protein, sodium in a single meal of 2 6-piece McNuggets, 1 Big Mac and a hot fudge sundae. Although no nut sack.
• Tim got poured another shot of weak sauce. Poor guy has a wittle itty bitty cough and had to take a sick day. Okay, maybe that’s not entirely true or even funny, but I didn’t write it down until after we moved on to another topic, so I forgot what was so memorable about it. Although Chris had an interesting cough that sounds like he was calling Tim out.
• Chris pointed out that Helena is on the Jehan work schedule…….Two day work weeks. She’s here for most of the days, at least part of the day.
• Gigi asked why my Japanese nut sack is so small. Gigi, I’m offended, it’s not my fault, it’s all about genetics.
• Jehan is taking a vacation to Hawaii next week. Wait……JEHAN HAS VACATION?!?!?!?!?
• Sarah got a Siamese nugget, and it didn’t count as two nuggest. Score. I guess that answers our question from last week if they ever don’t count the nuggets right, or else maybe they have a template that they have to put the nuggets through.
• Acronym day. CIABFL. Chris Is A Big Fat Liar. I’m not literally calling him fat, but he claims that he threw away the ring that he got for another girl. Right. Did he give it to her anyway? Does he still have it? What do you think he did with it? Please comment.
• Ghost Riding the Flush. Chris had to explain the whole concept of Ghost Riding the Flush. For those of you that don’t understand, Ghost Riding the Flush is when you go #1, then midstream you realize that you have to go #2 too. So when you finish #1 you flush the urinal and while it’s still flushing you make your way back to the stalls to go #2. A question was brought up by someone of the XX gender. “Why don’t you just go in the stalls? Don’t you know when you have to go #2?” Answer: No you don’t know when the urge for #2 is going to hit you. That only happens maybe 10% of the time, and of that, going back to the stalls is not always a viable option. Plus, you can usually hold it in for later.
• School lesson of the day #1. Guys can’t go #1 and #2 simultaneously. Which led us to ………..
• School lesson of the day #2. Tim learned today that women have more than one exit hole. Tim did not know that on women #1 and #2 come out of different ports. He probably was sleeping in his basic biology class on the day they covered women’s parts. The uproar that ensued nearly made Jehan ink. Now that would have put us all over the edge......
• Which leads us to the two word phrases of the day. ONE EXIT?!?!?! or SAME HOLE?!?!?!?
• Parting shot…..does Tim have a girlfriend? He mentioned something as we were leaving that he would never have his girlfriend meet us, or something of that sort. Could it be? No way……..
• Chris was hopped up on caffeine and no food. It was quite an interesting lunch.
• Once again, Tim ate his entire daily allocation of calories, fat, protein, sodium in a single meal of 2 6-piece McNuggets, 1 Big Mac and a hot fudge sundae. Although no nut sack.
• Tim got poured another shot of weak sauce. Poor guy has a wittle itty bitty cough and had to take a sick day. Okay, maybe that’s not entirely true or even funny, but I didn’t write it down until after we moved on to another topic, so I forgot what was so memorable about it. Although Chris had an interesting cough that sounds like he was calling Tim out.
• Chris pointed out that Helena is on the Jehan work schedule…….Two day work weeks. She’s here for most of the days, at least part of the day.
• Gigi asked why my Japanese nut sack is so small. Gigi, I’m offended, it’s not my fault, it’s all about genetics.
• Jehan is taking a vacation to Hawaii next week. Wait……JEHAN HAS VACATION?!?!?!?!?
• Sarah got a Siamese nugget, and it didn’t count as two nuggest. Score. I guess that answers our question from last week if they ever don’t count the nuggets right, or else maybe they have a template that they have to put the nuggets through.
• Acronym day. CIABFL. Chris Is A Big Fat Liar. I’m not literally calling him fat, but he claims that he threw away the ring that he got for another girl. Right. Did he give it to her anyway? Does he still have it? What do you think he did with it? Please comment.
• Ghost Riding the Flush. Chris had to explain the whole concept of Ghost Riding the Flush. For those of you that don’t understand, Ghost Riding the Flush is when you go #1, then midstream you realize that you have to go #2 too. So when you finish #1 you flush the urinal and while it’s still flushing you make your way back to the stalls to go #2. A question was brought up by someone of the XX gender. “Why don’t you just go in the stalls? Don’t you know when you have to go #2?” Answer: No you don’t know when the urge for #2 is going to hit you. That only happens maybe 10% of the time, and of that, going back to the stalls is not always a viable option. Plus, you can usually hold it in for later.
• School lesson of the day #1. Guys can’t go #1 and #2 simultaneously. Which led us to ………..
• School lesson of the day #2. Tim learned today that women have more than one exit hole. Tim did not know that on women #1 and #2 come out of different ports. He probably was sleeping in his basic biology class on the day they covered women’s parts. The uproar that ensued nearly made Jehan ink. Now that would have put us all over the edge......
• Which leads us to the two word phrases of the day. ONE EXIT?!?!?! or SAME HOLE?!?!?!?
• Parting shot…..does Tim have a girlfriend? He mentioned something as we were leaving that he would never have his girlfriend meet us, or something of that sort. Could it be? No way……..
# posted by NuttinButGlutton @ 2:05 PM 
