Lunch Minutes

Attendees: The whole team.

• April birthday celebration. Did someone say birthday? Everybody please come by Gigi’s desk and wish her a happy birthday. Just so we don’t crowd her, please come one at a time. Oh and stop by my desk for a little present for her.

• Somehow Gigi found out that Maria’s guacamole came from Traders Joe. We were all so careful to hide it from her, including not even telling her the day of the actual celebration. We need to work on our stealth-ness.

• Tomorrow at 3 there will be a little going away celebration for Marcellus. We were trying to figure out what food to bring, but his no dairy (no, eggs are not dairy) ban puts us in a tight spot. Anything that’s worth eating either has cream, butter or milk in it. Marcellus, if you’re reading this you should just suck it up and be grateful that we’re doing something at all. You will eat it and you will like it.

• Quick, some please check if hell froze over. Michelle ate more than Sarah. Something is wrong with this picture.

• And further proof that hell is a very cold place, Michelle took care of the quesadilla cooking duties. Where was Greg?

• We have set a new record for group speed eating. Fifteen people finished an entire meal in under 25 minutes. Amazing.

• Don’t take Jehan to a supermarket. The produce people will think that she’s shoplifting two cantaloupes and a watermelon. Use your imagination on where she’s hiding everything.

• Two word phrase of the day: NO CUPCAKES. Yeah, yeah, car accident, blah blah blah, it was your own birthday celebration. Whatever. We want our cupcakes.

• 971 WHAT?!?!?!?! ‘nuff said.

• Gigi poured Tim a healthy cup of weak sauce for turning down a food eating challenge. In retrospect, maybe that was a smart thing for Tim to do. People, I’m beginning my training for this year’s triathlon. This isn’t helping me at all.