Lunch Minutes

Attendees: Gigi, Chris, Tim, Jehan, Sharon, Theresa, Maria, Greg

What we all ate.
Chris – pepperoni roll. It looks strangely like a calzone.
Gigi – tofu and meat over rice. Why do you hate Mexicans?
Tim – taco stuff and meat turds. Yum
Jehan and Theresa – Filipino style nachos, where the stuff is on the bottom and the chips are on the top
Sharon – a grass clippings sandwich
Greg – restaurant quality nachos, made the right way with the chips on the bottom.
I guess technically we didn’t really have nachos since there wasn’t any cheese.

Cultural sensitivity memo: Effective immediately, please discontinue the use of the word “white people”. You may use any of the approved words, non-ethnic, bland or bread.

Maria, when you would like something, please use your words and ask nicely. Do not point, either with your finger or your lips.

We discussed Janna’s salsa and we were trying to identify the ingredients. It tastes familiar but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Is it tomato sauce?

And it was way too spicy for Maria “weak sauce” Fiske.

And today’s boneheaded comment winner. Chris Holt for his sign language comment. According to Chris, they should teach sign language. It’s useful. You know so you can talk when you’re underwater…….yeah. I find myself frequently underwater and needing desperately to communicate with someone. If I only knew sign language.