Friday, April 07, 2006

 

Friday, April 7, 2006

Attendees: Gigi, Michelle, Jehan, Tim, Chris, Greg

• In a late decision, we went to Costco. Being that Chris didn’t bring his big rig, we had to go in two cars. Guys in Tim’s car and the girls in Gigi’s car.

• Tim keeps every gas receipt he has ever received. That amounts to about 400 little slips of paper. If you ever wanted to know the price of gas on March 18, 2005 please ask Tim.

• We took a tour of the entire Costco parking lot before finding a parking space in BFE. I must say, there are a lot of cars in the parking lot.

• Note to self, if ordering a whole pizza, it is advisable to call in the order at least 4 days in advance because that’s how long it takes them to make the pizza. They tried to explain that there were only two people making the pizzas. You would think that they would know that people would want pizza around lunchtime.

• News Alert: Michelle ate an entire slice of cheese pizza. It has to be a record.

• I missed a lot while waiting for the pizza, so someone else has to fill in the blanks.

• Things that sound dirty but are not: Ghostriding the Whip and Gas Brake Dip.

• Miss Helen Keller has a new nickname. HDL, for Hips Don’t Lie. This will be her new nickname until a few months after she delivers.

• In a interesting coincidence, while driving back to work, we witnesses and occurrence of ghost riding the whip/chinese fire drill. What are the odds of seeing that outside of the Yay area?

• Two word phrase of the day: WHERE PIZZA?!?!

Comments:
We also had a "You know you're fat when..." session. As Chris was getting out of the car he unbuckled his seatbelt and it didn't "rewind", or whatever it's called. He then blurted out, "You know you're fat when the seatbelt tucks itself between your stomach and your pants. You think you buckled yourself in but the whole time your stomach is holding the seatbelt." On another note, I think I'm still beating Jehan in the "Race To The Biggest Waist" contest.
 
Today is school day for me. I just learned that a chinese fire drill is a well established term.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_fire_drill
 
You know you're fat when.......you have to ask the person in the front seat to move the seat up because your fatness expanded while you were sitting down and now you're stuck in the back seat
 
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