Lunch Minutes

Attendees: “Taco Bell” Tim, Jim, Gigi, Jehan, Sarah, Sharon, Chris

• Always the food assembler, we studied how Sharon made her peanut butter and jelly sandwich. She went with the 1:1 ratio of peanut butter to jelly as opposed to the favored 2:1 ratio. How do you like your peanut butter and jelly mix?

• There was a long span of diet talk during which the note taker zoned out. All I have during that time is that Filipino people may have a cholesterol problem due to their strict diet of meat and eggs and no veggies. Omega-3 may or may not be good for you, I think it’s one of the two. And brown rice, don’t expect it to be like white rice that’s just brown.

• The crap/fart talk started early. Figures since Jim was there. I was still zoning out from the diet talk so maybe someone else could fill this in.

• Chris’s frozen food took longer for him to warm it up than it took him to eat it. Seems like a lot of work for something where he’s going to be hungry in about a half hour.

• Taco Bell Tim came in later with his dollar menu meal. Tim, for your future reference you had a burrito and two soft tacos. He also ate those in less time than it took for Chris to warm up his frozen “meal”. By my count, he ate the burrito in about 3 bites and each of the tacos in two bites.

• There was a discussion about the minutes. It’s weird to talk about the minutes, then write about talking about the minutes. It’s a circular thing like a mug with my mug.

• We had to bring Jim up to speed with the Make Jehan Ink contest. We have decided that if you pick her up and she inks you will win the prize, although what the prize is, is still unknown.

• Gigi, did you know that owls can turn their heads around?
• http://www.ucls.uchicago.edu/students/projects/1996-97/Hillocks96/snowy_owl.html

• The owner of the magic bullet is still unknown. We’ve been thinking that it was Rita, but she came in today and confirmed that it was not her magic bullet. I’m thinking a bullet-tin needs to be sent out. (blame Sharon for that pun)

• Idea of the day: Based on my claim that everyone looks good in a tankini, there should be tankini’s for men. I researched it and couldn’t find anything online. We might be sitting on a goldmine.

• Helen-ah decided to overfill her bowl. I told her that she should take some of it out but she decided to mouth off and say that she was going to cover it and put it on a plate. Which she then proceeded to spill all over the floor and on herself. Gigi then exclaimed “you stain just like me” Take that as you will.

• ALERT: Jehan is uncomfortable. I think I know why……I think she’s pregnant, and that growing thing inside of her is the cause of her discomfort.

• Two word phrase of the day: REGAIN HUNGER. This was in response to Gigi beating Tim in the cookie monster contest. She had 200% more cookies than Tim. AMAZING!!!

• For those of you that still don’t know what the magic bullet is, please go to http://www.buythebullet.com If you act now, you can get 2 complete 21-piece Magic Bullet systems for the price of one. Buy one for a friend. Keep one in the RV. Bring it to work and amaze your co-workers. Act now because this offer is only valid for a limited time!