Lunch Minutes

Attendees: Jehan, Sharon, Chris, Gigi, Theresa, Tim, Sarah, Greg, Helena

• Chuck has magic hands. He fixed the lightbulb in the fridge just by touching it. He didn’t twist it or anything. Just touched it.

• Research topic of the day: Why do your glasses fog up when you put them on?

• Please come and meet the executive vice president of cubicle 644B. Apparently the temp for temp Jackie has been calling herself the executive assistant to the executive vice president of Credit and Collections.

• Why do people use the title esquire? According to Chris you use it like Mr. or Mrs. But make sure you don’t use it for something in between. .

• Baby hungry. Creamer gone.

• Jehan got punk’d by Theresa. Theresa comes in with beef bowl and Jehan said that Tim was there too. Theresa said that she just came from there and didn’t see Tim at all…wait for it…right as Jehan was about to curse Tim’s name, Theresa fessed up. The only reason why that worked was because Tim walks so slow. They actually went to Yoshinoya together.

• Apparently Filipino vinegar is the magic sauce. It has garlic and a bunch of other crap and it’s more sour than regular vinegar. But it tastes great on grapefruit and any other food you want to don’t want to taste.

• Octopus, is it like a squid, or like a squid? Only Chris will know the difference between a squid and a squid.

• Idea of the day: Bread bowls need to be made tastier. They should put a spread on it and bake it like garlic bread prior to filling with soup. Another idea, put a string on the bread bowl, then you can bread on a rope. Pure genius

• Greg like to eat his bao upside-down. It was a weak explanation. It wasn’t clearly defined because after his explanation he didn’t say “SEE”

• We would like to request Sarah to make a beanie out of Chris’s hair, while said hair is on his head. This came out of a discussion that Sarah has to know how to do cornrows because she can crochet. How those two things are related is beyond me.

As usual, it was a lively and spirited lunch. Please feel free to add comments of things that I missed or if there is anything you would like to add to the discussion.