Lunch Minutes

Attendees: Jehan, Chris, Gigi, Tim, Sarah, Greg, Maria, Helena

• Beginning before the food came, Maria asked if Alaskan snow crab comes from Alaska. I’m not sure of the answer. Could someone please research it and tell Maria what you find?

• Is this a sign that Sarah has given up? On her latest trip to Target, she contemplated getting a pregnancy shirt. In her defense, she stated “but it was cute”

• Chris’s Gina has give up bread for Lent. Being that she’s Filipino, in order to make a true sacrifice, she should give up rice. To which Jehan stated that you might as well kill a Filipino if you’re going to take their rice. How about cutting off your thumbs?

• Tim’s attempt to make the minutes. He stated that corn dogs are better over a small fire. What?!?!?!?

• Helena. How would you say it? I personally like Helen-ah. Sounds like how a Chinese person would say it.

• Tip of the day: When warming up your corn dogs on the George Foreman grill, it is advisable to plug in the aforementioned George Foreman grill rather than just using the residual heat from the previous user. Talk about lazy.

• OCD alert. Apparently the way Chris tears his ketchup packages right down the middle annoys some people. How should he tear the ketchup packages?

• The ketchup packages that Chris used were old. Out of about 6 packages all but one was dark. He used it all because according to Chris, "The good makes it good". Stragely, I understood what he meant.

• When someone pops microwave popcorn and only takes half of the bag and leaves the rest of it for anybody else to take, it was discussed and decided that it shall be called used popcorn, or pre-owned popcorn.

• During a discussion about sleeping at the office, it was discussed that you have to look out for the onset of OBS, or Office Butt Syndrome. Usually OBS is preceded by the appearance of Secretary Thighs and/or cankles. Symptoms include your chair coming with you when you stand up. Please beware, there will be an office in-service discussing how to avoid OBS and related conditions

• It was a very Chris-centric lunch today. He made a statement that he doesn’t like sitting on balls. Okay. You come up with your own conclusions.

• Two word statement of the day: Playing Bowling. Use it as you see fit.