Friday, March 24, 2006

 

Friday, March 24, 2006

Attendees: Jehan, Chris, Gigi, Tim, Sarah, Greg,

We had an off-site lunch today at Senor Fish.

• Starting in the car, we came up with ideas for the car navigation voice. Tim wanted a sultry voice to tell him when to turn. Greg wants the urban upgrade where it yells at you when you miss the turn. It was pointed out that Greg already has the navigation voice lady and the 2-year old kid voice backup. “Left turn daddy. Daddy, left turn!”

• One more indication that we are in the midst of the celebration of pooh. At Senor Fish there was a toy dispenser that had peek-a-pooh. I don’t know about you, but I’m not so fond of the peek-a-pooh and when that happens. Turtle turtle.

• There was much discussion about the size of Gigi’s burrito. Apparently Sarah described the length, but forgot about to tell her about the girth. You know, those details can make all the difference.

• Alert of the day: Janna isn’t in. Was Tim the first to find out? At 12:36pm!!!! The guy has laser like vision and focus. In Tim’s defense, Janna’s office isn’t in the kitchen or bathroom, so it’s easy to miss.

• Quote of the Day: Fish are food, not friends.

• On American inventor there was someone that invented invisible tear gas. Umm…I think that was invented already. All you have to do to make Jehan laugh and voila….invisible tear gass.

• Also on American inventor there was a guy that was missing a finger. This prompted Greg to declare that if you don’t have thumbs you might as well kill yourself. This lead to a number of things you can’t do. You can’t shoot yourself to kill yourself because you can’t hold the gun. You can’t do the double barrel thumbs up, Abu Graib style. If you didn’t attend the lunch you might want to stay away from the people that did. I hear lightning might be striking people down soon.

• Equation of the day: No thumbs = Death

• Is it squid or is it squid moment: Gigi in the far back saw an old school Foster’s Freeze. Which she declared, “Look Foster’s Freeze. So that’s how you say it.” Which someone replied, “how did you used to say it?” “Foster’s Freeze” was the reply……

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